An auto accident is never funny, but sometimes the driver's version of how it happened is good for a laugh. The statements below were found on real auto accident insurance claims, and brought to us by SwampMeetDave.com:

• "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"
• "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"
• "Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have"
• "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought"
• "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment"